On Saturday, one my boys from high school signed over his Playa's Card and got married. I'm not mad at him for getting married its a good thing for him. I'm mad at him for his so called Bachelor Party. It made me think of how times are changing, its seems that the traditional Bachelor Party is a lost art. I had a good time though, but I think it would have been even more exciting with more female interaction. It was more like a fellas night out to me, we could have done that any night. A Bachelor Party has to be something that you will always remember.
It's funny because I'm not a big fan of going to strip clubs. It's a big tease and a waste of money. Everytime I go, I feel like I'm buying a new car-every girl in there is pushing trying to sell their services. You end up leaving all excited and broke. I don't like that feeling. My first time, I almost feel in love with a stripper in one night...LOL.. So you know they have good game, I could feel myself about to utter the words of a true Captain Save 'Em... "You know you don't have to do this". I learned my lesson from that, but I'm still young and i'm not that thirsty to see some booty clapping yet. I can understand why some men spend days/hours in there though. If you go the strip club for the lunch buffet, you have a serious problem. THAT'S NASTY just thinking about it.
Even though I'm not a stripper fanatic, I want to see lots of rumpshaking, nakedness, tassles, and pasties at my Going Away Party (oops I mean Bachelor Party). I just want to "Make It Rain" ONE TIME, so I can cross that off my Hood Ninja to do list! I'm not the type of dude that will go crazy and do something stupid that night. I just think of it as more of a celebration for my boys than me. I'm looking forward to that "Best Man" type of party without the fighting though. Maybe its just me, but it seems those kinds of Bachelor parties are extinct.
If money wasn't a issue and I could have a Super Sweet Sixteen Bachelor party, It would go a little something like this:
Where: Miami and Vegas would be a close second.
When: Probably a week before I get married, I would never do that night before thing. Thats just stupid, why would you want to smell like whipped cream, stripper fumes, dollar bills, Patron, and glitter on your wedding day.
Who: I would invite basically every male I knew and we would take a private jet to our destination. All my female friends would be invited too, I'm an equal opportunity offender. As we enter the venue everyone would receive a small bottle of Patron and a complimentary stack of 100 one dollar bills for making it rain purposes. I would have Lil Jon and Ying Yang Twins perform all their greatest hits. The stripper to guest ratio would probably be 2 to 1. The special guest performers would be Buffie Da Body, Angel Lola Luv, Jesikah Maximus, and Deelishus. Also, I would hire Damon Dash out of unemployment to pour Cristal on the strippers.
If only my dreams came true...
