Is times that hard in Cleveland... That you would wait three to four hours just to get a .23 cent pizza... I'm not gonna lie I was about to get one until I seen this line.
Why won't Hilary Clinton just give up... She is like that roach that just won't die. RAAAAIIDD!!!!
Why do I have nine (yes nine I counted) post-it notes stuck to my monitor at work.I don't even know why I wrote half of them. I heard the dude who invented post-it notes did it by mistake. Damn, I wish I made million dollar mistakes.
I dare to say but Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive. My Ipod stays on the weezy playlist, but its funny if you listen to some of his early stuff. Only about a few years he started coming with straight fire. It was kinda like an overnight change, he must have got one of those rapping dictionary. Kanye comes in a close second though.
Mother's Day is coming up and I have no IDEER what I'm going to get her. She is hard to shop cause she never wants anything. I know when I have kids and they ask me what I want for father's day, you know I'm pulling out a list.
I'm doing a charity Walk for Hunger this weekend. Now the walk is downtown where the most hunger people live. I mean our downtown seems to have the largest visible homeless population. I never understand why it is that way in most cities. I did the walk last year and its kinda ironic that thousands walk past ignoring the very people we are doing the walk to benefit. Now that makes no sense. I don't judge - I try to help out when I can, but I give more points to the creative. One day I seen this dude who seems to be on bad times carrying a posterboard sign right off the exit ramp. Now that I think about it, it was in color and everything. Where the hell did he get markers from??? Anyway the sign read: "WHY LIE I JUST WANT SOME BEER" and I was like Damn! Thats deep. I reached in my pocket pull out a dollar rolled down my window said "Hey My Man, I like your sign. Here you go" He ran to my car grabbed the dollar and smiled with the seven teeth I did seen. He raised his hands up in the air and said "Its Miller Time"...LMAOOOOO I was dying laughing.... That could have been a Miller Lite commercial
Last fall I was going over my Mother's house- the house I spent my teenage years. According to outsiders we didn't live in the greatest of areas. I was walking up the steps and a guy was riding down the street on his 1o speed bike, you know the old school kind with the Tour De France handlebars. He had a rake and a big garbage bag, how do you manuever a bike with all that stuff I don't know. I was probably late September so the leaves off the trees had just began to fall. He screeched on the brakes and asked me if I wanted my yard raked for five dollars. I looked at the yard saw about fifteen leaves looked back at him and said "I'm cool". Like any other businessman/hussleman he knocked his price down. "2.50" He said. Now, I'm getting a little irriatated "Naw man I'm good, it's not that many leaves there"... So then he hit me with the best comeback I ever heard... "Well do you want to buy some leaves"....LMAOOOOOO... WTF!!! What am I gonna do with some leaves... I almost lost it. That's a true businessman though, if you are selling a solution to a problem, but I don't have that problem... Guess what you sell them the problem. They don't teach you that at Devry, that's true street teachings. The funny part about it I had to think about it for a second before I said "Hell No".
Morale of Today is:
They say that most people are a couple paychecks away from being homeless. Thank God for the things that you do have because it can be worse. Even the smallest things are blessings.
MESSAGE!!!!!
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